The governor was taking a tour of the state mental insitute.He went to one of the cells and sees a patient swinging an imaginary golf club."When do you think you'll be getting out of here?"the governor asks."Oh, I'll be getting out as soon as I hit this hole-in-one"says the patient.

He goes to another cell, where this patient is swinging an imaginary baseball bat.The governor asks him"When do you think you'll be getting out of here?" "Oh, I'll be getting out as soon as I hit this home run!"says the patient.A couple of hours later he comes to another cell where the patient is standing there with a peanut jammed in his p***s.The governor asks, "So when do you think you'll be getting out of here?" "I'm not"says the patient, "I'M F**KING NUTS!!"