Golfing Twosome

A gentleman golfer took his vacation from work and decided to spend it on his local golf course. As luck would have it he went out by himself on the first day at his local course. Just before starting the back nine he spied a very attractive looking female playing alone on the green in front of him. When she saw him behind her, she generously waved him to join her and they played the rest of the round together.

They had a very enjoyable round and much to his surprise they were very competitive. She expressed her pleasure at the pairing also and since they both lived in the same area she suggested that they play again the next day. To this he readily agreed and upon finding out that he had no car she offered to give him a ride home. He accepted.

While riding along a deserted stretch of highway she pulled her vehicle to the side and gave him a very passionate French kiss.

After some further petting she ultimately gave what he thought was the best bj he ever had. When she was finished she simply slid back to the driver's seat and continued to his home. She dropped him off and left. The next day they met and played again again they had a great day of golf enjoyable conversation mixed with some very serious competition.

After the round she again offered him a ride and again she pulled off the road and gave him a passionate kiss and a great bj before continuing to his home. After this same series of events had been repeated for a week he explained that he could not play anymore as his vacation was over however he did wish to continue seeing her so he suggested a dinner out. She accepted. However she said that there was something very important that she must tell him before they went on their first date. "I am afraid I must tell you that I used to be a man and that I have had a sex change," she said.

"Why you son of a bitch" he said, "you've been hitting off the ladies' tees all week."

 

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