WIFE: :"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: " Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" With a hurtful look on her face HUSBAND: Makes loud groan WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?" HUSBAND: "I guess so.

" WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No she's left handed.

" WIFE: --silence-- HUSBAND: --SHIT!!--