Presidential candidate Kerry and his billiionaire wife Theeeerrreeezzzzaaa were flying over Mexico on another junket when Kerry looked down from the plane and saw hundreds of peasants milling about. "Look at all those miserable peasants down there....

" He reached into his wife's purse and pulled out a hundred dollar bill saying, "I think I'll throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make one of them happy." Theresa said, "No John, you can't do that... why don't you throw a hundred one dollar bills out and make a hundred of them happy?" Just then, a veteran in the back of the plane yelled out, "hey Swifty, why don't you just jump out and make everybody happy?"