An old guy is working in a general store, which sells EVERYTHING. He gets a young guy to help him, and he asks him if he has ever sold before. The young guy says "No".

The old guy says " Watch me ". A customer comes in and asks for a box of grass seed. The old guy obliges and says, " Can I interest you in a lawnmower?". The customer says "A lawnmower??? " The old guy says " Sure, we have a sale, you're going to need one.

Why not buy it now ? " and he sells the customer a lawnmower. The old salesman says to the young newcomer " You see, he came in for a 10 box of grass seed, and I sold him a 300 lawnmower!".

The young guy says " Let me try ".

A man walks in, and the young guy says " Good morning, sir, can I help you?" The guy says " Yes, I'd like a box of Tampax!".

The young guy sells it to him, and then asks "Can I interest you in a lawnmower? " The customer says" A lawnmower?????" The young guy says " Well, your weekend's f**ked up, you might as well cut the grass ! "