1. Liquor never go shopping. You don't have to give it money. 2. You can have international liquor without the problem of language barrier.

May it be American beer, French wine, Japanese Sake. But international wife, you have to work at it for years. 3. You can always cool liquor in the fridge. But cooling down your wife requires lots of flowers, perfumes, tons of gifts. 4. You can switch to the new liquor bottle at any time you like. But if you do that with your wife.... you could get hurt. 5.

You can watch sports with your liquor as long as you like with no complaints. 6.

Liquor never tells you to do laundry, wash your car, do the dishes, mow your lawn, fix the pumbling, etc. 7. Liquor only changes you when you drink too much and only temporarily. Your wife try to change you permanently for the rest of you life.

8. YOu can scratch your butt, or burb loudly with your liquor and it won't give you dirty look. 9. For liquor, you get what you pay for. Your wife just keep on taking money from your wallet. 10. You can always share liquor with your friends. 11. You can take a break from liquor whenever you like.

It will always welcome you back with open arms.

12. Liquor never dig up your past and start gossipping with other liquors. 13.

You can talk to liquor as long as you like. And it never talk back such as.

"Shut up", "That's enough", "I don't want to hear it", "Stop it", etc. 14. Liquor never worries that you may love other bottles more. 15. Liquor get better as it gets older.

But wife....