A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too"! "What a coincidence, " the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating". "This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating", says the woman.

"What a coincidence, " says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating"? "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant"! "What a coincidence", says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilised eggs". "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chicken become fertile"? "I used a different c**k", he replies. The woman smiles and says, "What a coincidence..."