A man called the animal control one day and said that he had a gorilla up in a tree in his front yard.

We don't handle that large of an animal he was told. Why don't you call the gorilla catcher? So, the man called and in a little bit a van pulls up. A man gets out and asks where is the gorilla? The man points up in the tree. So he goes back to the van and returns with a pit bull and a shotgun.

The man is puzzled by this and asks how do you expect to get the gorilla? I'm going to climb the tree and knock him out of the tree.

When he hits the ground the pit bull grabs him by the nuts and paralyzes him. Ok. Whats the shotgun for? If the gorilla knocks me out of the tree, shoot that damn dog!