For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, Son, wed love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is 80, 000, and there is no way we can afford it. The next day his father saw Little Johnny heading out the door with a suitcase. So, he asked, Son where are you going? Little Johnny told him, I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell Mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait, because she was coming too. And Ill be damn if Im sticking around here by myself with an 80, 000 mortgage and no means of transportation.