A man walks in to the pub with an Ostrich & a Cat, they sit down & the man goes to the bar & orders 3 pints of lager. Half an hour later the Ostrich goes to the bar & orders the drinks.

This goes on for the next three rounds with the Ostrich & the man buying the beers.

The next time the man goes to get the round the barman asks him why is it only you & the Ostrich buying the drinks? Well the man explains a few days ago I found a lamp in the beach & just for luck I rubbed it. To my surprise a genie came out & said I had three wishes.

Well my first wish was to have lots of money, My second wish was for a long & healthy life, the bar man asks the man in anticipation well what was your third & last wish?....

Well thats where I c**ked up totally the man laments. I asked him for a big Bird with a tight P***y