Two good ole boys were sitting around talking one afternoon while fishing in the river over a cold Falls City beer, one was in Kentucky and the other was on the north side of the Ohio river in Indiana. The 1st guy says, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I rightly don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."