It was 5 minutes before closing time when the drunk stumbled out of the bar. The cop parked in the alleyway watched as he fell down several times while making his way to his car. The drunk hangs onto the car as he fumbles for his keys, he opens the door and falls inside the car.

The drunk starts the car and takes off, almost causing an accident. The cop speeds out from the alleyway, pulls up behind the drunk and hits the lights and siren. The officer administers the field sobriety test and comes to the realization that the man is stone cold sober, not even a scent of alcohol on him. Confused he asks "what the hell is going on ?" The man explains "i'm the designated drunk decoy" "We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill