Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.

Last year when one flea gets to Miami , he's all blue, shivering and shaking, damn near frozen to death. The other flea asks him, " What the hell happened to you?" The first flea says, " I rode down here from New York in the moustache of a guy on a Harley." The other flea responds saying, "That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Metro airport bar and have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's nice and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of." The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by....

when the first flea shows up in Miami , he is all blue and shivering and shaking again. Damn near froze to death. The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you??" "Yes" says the first flea. "I did exactly as you said....

I went to the Metro airport bar, I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice, young stewardess came in.

I crawled right up to her warm, cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately." "When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of the guy on the Harley."