January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....

8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing....

couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm....

car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....

they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 12 days ...

instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!! What a year!!