Things not to Say to a Naked Guy Why don't we just cuddle? It's ok, we'll work around it. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? Oh no, a flash headache. giggle and point Why is God punishing you? At least this won't take long. What do you call this? Damn, I hate baby-sitting. Do you take steroids? Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident. Are you cold? If you get me real drunk first. Is that an optical illusion? Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.