A man was in a long line at his local Target store. As he got to the register he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked what size condoms, the customer replied that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants He did She reached over the counter, and grabbed hold of him and called out over the intercom "one box of large condoms to register 5" The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a chep thrill. When he got up to the register he told the checker he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought up to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated he did not know.

She asked him to drop his pants. He did She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom "one box of medium sized condoms, register 5" A few customers back was this teenage boy, he thought what he had seen was way to cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants.

He did She reached over the counter gave him a quick squeeze the picked up the interom and said...

" Mop and bucket, register 5"