Two voices male and female seated on a plane I think everyones asleep lets go Sound of steps.

This ones empty no ones looking you go in first It a bit cramped - let me sit down Have you got the condom? Quick, put it on Sniff sniff Ah perfume - you think of everything This is great.. long sigh Static on the loud speaker then a new voice. This is the captain speaking to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what youre doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations.

Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!