A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag What's in the bag? the youngster asks magic apples the old man replied prove it said the young man well besides apples what is your favorite two fruits? asked the old man watermelon and peaches he answered the man handed him an apple and told him to try it out the boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon "ok turn it over" he said the boy did and took another bite and said it tasted like a peach the youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic the old fellow told him to name something that he liked to eat "i like to eat p***y" he snapped the man handed him another apple and told him to try it He took a big bite spit it out wipped his mouth and esclaimed "That tasted like shit The old man looked at him smiled and said "Turn it over"