One day when Grump and Dave were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They each bought five tickets at a dollar each.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Dave won 1st place - a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti. Grump won 6th prize - a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Grump asked Dave how he liked his prize, to which Dave replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!" Dave then asked Grump, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush? "Not so good, " replied Grump, "I reckon I'm gonna switch back to paper."