This guy sits down at the bar and orders five shots of tequila and downs them straight. The bartender is impressed and asks "Whatzamatta buddy, did ya' have a long day?" The man replies that he just found out that his brother was gay, his brother's family is upset and he doesn't know what to do about it. The bartender shrugs and the guy gets up and leaves. The next day the same guy comes in and orders 10 shots.

The bartender asks if he is still dealing with the turmoil caused by his brother's sexual orientation and the man replies, "No, I just found out my son is gay, too." The bartender shrugs his shoulders and the man leaves.

The third night the man comes in and orders 25 shots and downs them all. Stunned, the bartender asks "Dang, man, doesn't anyone in your family like women?" Sighing deeply, the man replies, "Well, apparently my wife does!"