A bear is taking a dump in the woods, he turns to discover a rabbit also relieving himself. Addressing the rabbit the bear says " Hi Rabbit, can i ask you apersonal question?" "Sure, fire away" says the rabbit. "Ok, when u take a dump, does the crap not stick to your fur?" "No..." says the rabbit. "good" says the bear, nipping one off, he grabs the rabbit...

"C'mere"