A lady walks into a local store one day to purchase some condoms for her and her husband. When she reaches the counter, she notices the young clerk is obviously gay. "I need to buy some condoms, please" she says. "OK, what size do you want?" asks the clerk. "They come in different sizes?? I didn't know that" the bewildered lady states. "I'm not sure what size my husband is." The gay guy holds up his finger.

"Is he this big?" "No he's bigger than that" she says. So, the clerk holds up two fingers. "How about this big?" "No, he's bigger than that, too" the lady confirms. So the clerk holds up three fingers. "Well, what about this?" "Yes, that looks about right" the lady says. The clerk sticks the three fingers in his mouth and states "He's a large".