There was this couple that had just made love and when they were through, The woman was hungry and wanted some candy bars. It was late at night and the guy couldn't find his robe or anything...

but there was a vending machine just next to their apartments. So he decided to go naked.

Well, he hurried and got the candy bars, but just has he had gotten his candy bars, there were 3 nuns coming to the vending machine. So they guy tries to hide next to the machine. Well, one nun comes up and puts her money in and pulls on the guy's d**k, and he drops one candy bar, and the other nun does the same thing and he drops the other candy bar.

Then the third nun puts her money in and then pulls on him and nothing happens so she just keeps pulling and pulling on the guy. Then finally something happens...."eww...lotion!" says the third nun.